"Les Hemmings" wrote in message
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JPG wrote:

I like this one as well:

http://www.whydoesgodhateamputees.com/

Martin


This one's funny...

http://www.fstdt.com/

My God(!), and they let these people *breed*!?

If there is a God I would imagine He's sat up there
right now tut-tutting and saying no, no no no NO,
that't not what I meant at *all*!
--
Col

Bolton, Lancashire
160m asl

Col wrote:
My God(!), and they let these people *breed*!?

If there is a God I would imagine He's sat up there
right now tut-tutting and saying no, no no no NO,
that't not what I meant at *all*!

Doesn't affect us either way... we're all Pastafarians here.

http://www.venganza.org/

But to get it back on topic...


I here offer evidence that the cause of global warming is a direct effect of
the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have
included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average
global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a
statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global
temperature.


Graph... http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif

May you all be touched by His Noodly Appendage... Pastafari!

Les




--
Remove Frontal Lobes to reply direct.

"These people believe the souls of fried space aliens inhabit their
bodies and hold soup cans to get rid of them. I should care what they
think?"...Valerie Emmanuel

Les Hemmings a.a #2251 SA

On 5 Oct, 22:09, Victor Smootbank wrote:
Is enough people pray for good weather, GOD will
be pleased and the weather will be nice.


I prayed for good weather. Imagine my disappointment at being stuck
under a blanket of Stratocumulus all day.....BUT..WAIT... A MIRACLE!!
England have just beaten Australia in the Rugby world cup 12-10. Your
*God* surely does move in mysterious ways ;-)

Ian,

Raunds, Northants.

"Bob Martin" wrote in message
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As I tell my American friends every November, what if God is a turkey?

You're stuffed.

On Sat, 6 Oct 2007 16:01:49 +0100, "Les Hemmings"
wrote:

Col wrote:
My God(!), and they let these people *breed*!?

If there is a God I would imagine He's sat up there
right now tut-tutting and saying no, no no no NO,
that't not what I meant at *all*!

Doesn't affect us either way... we're all Pastafarians here.

http://www.venganza.org/

But to get it back on topic...


I here offer evidence that the cause of global warming is a direct effect of
the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have
included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average
global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a
statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global
temperature.


Graph... http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif

May you all be touched by His Noodly Appendage... Pastafari!

Sorry Les, like Scientology, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a
relatively recent religion. I am an adherent of the Invisible Pink
Unicorn (PBUH).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn

Martin

Les

God in action.

He creates a new thunderstorm and just hovers it over this poor chap's
house for half a day

Download and listen to the mp3 here

http://www.spacemusic.nl/Soundseeingtour.html

Thunder fans will love it

I fully agree with his comment, when lightning strikes are close, it
makes you silent for a while

You try to antipitate where the next strike will be... and how close