Jim, Can you pass this message on to the supreme overlord...

The good people of Suffolk, recognising the peerless (and peerlessly reviewed) expertise of the ultimate weather guru, St. Piers of Modest Hamlet would like to offer him a free trip to the Sun to see the physics behind his awesome forecasts in person.

The once in a lifetime trip courtesy of the Southwold Society departs on April 1st. The good ship Southwold Society Wayfarer (SSW) departs from Gun Hill, where it will be launched into space by the JIM (Joint Internationally Managed) Cannon. Rapidly accelerated by an ingenious mixture of hot air and blather, SSW will sweep majestically towards its final destination.

Due to the excellence of the Weatheraction solar forecasts, there will be no need for radiation shields on the trip as all hazards will be safely avoided by careful planning.

Some naysayers have argued that the Sun will be too hot to land on, but what do these fools know? Weatheraction have proved that the sun is the direct source of all blizzard activity, so we can be pretty sure that the surface will be rather cold. However, just to make doubly sure, we propose to land St. Piers at night.

On Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:14:39 PM UTC, Brac wrote:
Jim, Can you pass this message on to the supreme overlord...



The good people of Suffolk, recognising the peerless (and peerlessly reviewed) expertise of the ultimate weather guru, St. Piers of Modest Hamlet would like to offer him a free trip to the Sun to see the physics behind his awesome forecasts in person.



The once in a lifetime trip courtesy of the Southwold Society departs on April 1st. The good ship Southwold Society Wayfarer (SSW) departs from Gun Hill, where it will be launched into space by the JIM (Joint Internationally Managed) Cannon. Rapidly accelerated by an ingenious mixture of hot air and blather, SSW will sweep majestically towards its final destination.



Due to the excellence of the Weatheraction solar forecasts, there will be no need for radiation shields on the trip as all hazards will be safely avoided by careful planning.



Some naysayers have argued that the Sun will be too hot to land on, but what do these fools know? Weatheraction have proved that the sun is the direct source of all blizzard activity, so we can be pretty sure that the surface will be rather cold. However, just to make doubly sure, we propose to land St. Piers at night.

lol

On 30/01/2013 13:14, Brac wrote:
Jim, Can you pass this message on to the supreme overlord...

The good people of Suffolk, recognising the peerless (and peerlessly reviewed) expertise of the ultimate weather guru, St. Piers of Modest Hamlet would like to offer him a free trip to the Sun to see the physics behind his awesome forecasts in person.

The once in a lifetime trip courtesy of the Southwold Society departs on April 1st. The good ship Southwold Society Wayfarer (SSW) departs from Gun Hill, where it will be launched into space by the JIM (Joint Internationally Managed) Cannon. Rapidly accelerated by an ingenious mixture of hot air and blather, SSW will sweep majestically towards its final destination.

Due to the excellence of the Weatheraction solar forecasts, there will be no need for radiation shields on the trip as all hazards will be safely avoided by careful planning.

Some naysayers have argued that the Sun will be too hot to land on, but what do these fools know? Weatheraction have proved that the sun is the direct source of all blizzard activity, so we can be pretty sure that the surface will be rather cold. However, just to make doubly sure, we propose to land St. Piers at night.


The usual way of avoiding the heat is to go at night. ;-)

--
Howard Neil

Howard Neil wrote:

The usual way of avoiding the heat is to go at night. ;-)

They'd have to go during a full moon though, else they wouldn't be able to
see where they were going :-)
--
MCC

"Brac" wrote in message
...

Jim, Can you pass this message on to the supreme overlord...

The good people of Suffolk, recognising the peerless (and peerlessly
reviewed) expertise of the ultimate weather guru, St. Piers of Modest Hamlet
would like to offer him a free trip to the Sun to see the physics behind his
awesome forecasts in person.

The once in a lifetime trip courtesy of the Southwold Society departs on
April 1st. The good ship Southwold Society Wayfarer (SSW) departs from Gun
Hill, where it will be launched into space by the JIM (Joint Internationally
Managed) Cannon. Rapidly accelerated by an ingenious mixture of hot air and
blather, SSW will sweep majestically towards its final destination.

Due to the excellence of the Weatheraction solar forecasts, there will be no
need for radiation shields on the trip as all hazards will be safely avoided
by careful planning.

Some naysayers have argued that the Sun will be too hot to land on, but what
do these fools know? Weatheraction have proved that the sun is the direct
source of all blizzard activity, so we can be pretty sure that the surface
will be rather cold. However, just to make doubly sure, we propose to land
St. Piers at night.



Nice one.
:-)

Joe

On Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:18:18 -0000
"JCW" wrote:

"Brac" wrote in message
...

Jim, Can you pass this message on to the supreme overlord...


snip


sure that the surface will be rather cold. However, just to make
doubly sure, we propose to land St. Piers at night.



Nice one.
:-)

Joe


Joe, could you please set up a newsreader properly quote the articles
to which you are replying? It's a bloody nuisance to realise that what
ostensibly looks like brand new text is really old stuff I've read
before.

--
Graham P Davis, Bracknell, Berks.
Feeling stressed and frustrated? Try a short session of contemplative
meditation. Or kick a ballboy. (https://twitter.com/GreySkyThinking)

Graham P Davis wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:18:18 -0000
"JCW" wrote:

"Brac" wrote in message
...

Jim, Can you pass this message on to the supreme overlord...


snip

sure that the surface will be rather cold. However, just to make
doubly sure, we propose to land St. Piers at night.



Nice one.
:-)
.......... and I'll happily pay for the ticket :-)

On Jan 30, 1:14*pm, Brac wrote:
Jim, Can you pass this message on to the supreme overlord...

The good people of Suffolk, recognising the peerless (and peerlessly reviewed) expertise of the ultimate weather guru, St. Piers of Modest Hamlet would like to offer him a free trip to the Sun to see the physics behind his awesome forecasts in person.

The once in a lifetime trip courtesy of the Southwold Society departs on April 1st. The good ship Southwold Society Wayfarer (SSW) departs from Gun Hill, where it will be launched into space by the JIM (Joint Internationally Managed) Cannon. Rapidly accelerated by an ingenious mixture of hot air and blather, SSW will sweep majestically towards its final destination.

Due to the excellence of the Weatheraction solar forecasts, there will be no need for radiation shields on the trip as all hazards will be safely avoided by careful planning.

Some naysayers have argued that the Sun will be too hot to land on, but what do these fools know? Weatheraction have proved that the sun is the direct source of all blizzard activity, so we can be pretty sure that the surface will be rather cold. However, just to make doubly sure, we propose to land St. Piers at night.

Ive been looking everywhere for a ticket for this with no luck. Id be
the first one on and take all the enlightened disciples with me. Its
very hard living on a planet where most people are asleep, believing
the tripe and propaganda spoonfed to them by various western
governments and their agencies. Come on everyone WAKE UP before its
too late. Come, join us, subscribe

On Monday, 4 February 2013 09:56:25 UTC, Jim Cannon wrote:

Come on everyone WAKE UP before its
too late.

Too late for what?

Richard

On Monday, 4 February 2013 09:56:25 UTC, Jim Cannon wrote:
On Jan 30, 1:14*pm, Brac wrote:

Jim, Can you pass this message on to the supreme overlord...



The good people of Suffolk, recognising the peerless (and peerlessly reviewed) expertise of the ultimate weather guru, St. Piers of Modest Hamlet would like to offer him a free trip to the Sun to see the physics behind his awesome forecasts in person.



The once in a lifetime trip courtesy of the Southwold Society departs on April 1st. The good ship Southwold Society Wayfarer (SSW) departs from Gun Hill, where it will be launched into space by the JIM (Joint Internationally Managed) Cannon. Rapidly accelerated by an ingenious mixture of hot air and blather, SSW will sweep majestically towards its final destination.



Due to the excellence of the Weatheraction solar forecasts, there will be no need for radiation shields on the trip as all hazards will be safely avoided by careful planning.



Some naysayers have argued that the Sun will be too hot to land on, but what do these fools know? Weatheraction have proved that the sun is the direct source of all blizzard activity, so we can be pretty sure that the surface will be rather cold. However, just to make doubly sure, we propose to land St. Piers at night.



Ive been looking everywhere for a ticket for this with no luck. Id be

the first one on and take all the enlightened disciples with me. Its

very hard living on a planet where most people are asleep, believing

the tripe and propaganda spoonfed to them by various western

governments and their agencies. Come on everyone WAKE UP before its

too late. Come, join us, subscribe

Jim

When's the next London meeting and do I need to fast before attending?