This mornings BBC breakfast forecst Helen (Who I believe is a
Meteorologist) started to talk about "winds in the upper atmosphere"
(jetstream) then said but I won't boar you with that sort of thing.
Well I say boar us maybe even show the odd synoptic chart some
explination rather than its going to rain or worse ramblings of the
blond one.

end of rant

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Simon Sheaf
Sheffield South Yorkshire
http://www.anycities.com/user/yorkshire
(Revamped and updated weather galleries and links)
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"Simon S" wrote in message
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This mornings BBC breakfast forecst Helen (Who I believe is a
Meteorologist) started to talk about "winds in the upper atmosphere"
(jetstream) then said but I won't boar you with that sort of thing.
Well I say boar us maybe even show the odd synoptic chart some
explination rather than its going to rain or worse ramblings of the
blond one.


I'm sure I can insert some kind of "pigs will fly" joke here...

At some ,
Mark S typed:
"Simon S" wrote in message
m...
This mornings BBC breakfast forecst Helen (Who I believe is a
Meteorologist) started to talk about "winds in the upper atmosphere"
(jetstream) then said but I won't boar you with that sort of thing.
Well I say boar us maybe even show the odd synoptic chart some
explination rather than its going to rain or worse ramblings of the
blond one.


I'm sure I can insert some kind of "pigs will fly" joke here...

You swine!

"Simon S" wrote in message
m...
This mornings BBC breakfast forecst Helen (Who I believe is a
Meteorologist) started to talk about "winds in the upper
atmosphere"
(jetstream) then said but I won't boar you with that sort of
thing.

.... if she really did say this it is rather sad, but looking at the rest
of 'mainstream' television nowadays, I'm not really surprised. (I assume
you mean 'bore'?)

Martin.

In article , Paul C wrote:
On 15 Jul 2004 01:28:24 -0700, (Simon S)
wrote:

This mornings BBC breakfast forecst Helen (Who I believe is a
Meteorologist) started to talk about "winds in the upper atmosphere"
(jetstream) then said but I won't boar you with that sort of thing.
Well I say boar us maybe even show the odd synoptic chart some
explination rather than its going to rain or worse ramblings of the
blond one.

end of rant

Are the winds sow westers?

Oh, tusk sir, tusk!

Jim
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Find me at http://www.ursaMinorBeta.co.uk
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On 15 Jul 2004 01:28:24 -0700, (Simon S)
wrote:

This mornings BBC breakfast forecst Helen (Who I believe is a
Meteorologist) started to talk about "winds in the upper atmosphere"
(jetstream) then said but I won't boar you with that sort of thing.
Well I say boar us maybe even show the odd synoptic chart some
explination rather than its going to rain or worse ramblings of the
blond one.

end of rant

Are the winds sow westers?


--
Paul

Obviously it was a pig of a forecast

Regards

RonB

"Simon S" wrote in message
m...
This mornings BBC breakfast forecst Helen (Who I believe is a
Meteorologist) started to talk about "winds in the upper atmosphere"
(jetstream) then said but I won't boar you with that sort of thing.
Well I say boar us maybe even show the odd synoptic chart some
explination rather than its going to rain or worse ramblings of the
blond one.

end of rant

================================================== ==
Simon Sheaf
Sheffield South Yorkshire
http://www.anycities.com/user/yorkshire
(Revamped and updated weather galleries and links)
================================================== ==

Paul C wrote:
On 15 Jul 2004 01:28:24 -0700, (Simon S)
wrote:


This mornings BBC breakfast forecst Helen (Who I believe is a
Meteorologist) started to talk about "winds in the upper atmosphere"
(jetstream) then said but I won't boar you with that sort of thing.
Well I say boar us maybe even show the odd synoptic chart some
explination rather than its going to rain or worse ramblings of the
blond one.

end of rant


Are the winds sow westers?

LOL. That gets my vote as Pun of the Thread.

--
Howard Neil

I was going to mention 'boar' / 'bore', but thought after my 'ploom' better
keep quiet :-)

So what to she say about the jet stream?

Keith (Southend)
http://www.southendweather.net


"Martin Rowley" wrote in message
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"Simon S" wrote in message
m...
This mornings BBC breakfast forecst Helen (Who I believe is a
Meteorologist) started to talk about "winds in the upper
atmosphere"
(jetstream) then said but I won't boar you with that sort of
thing.

... if she really did say this it is rather sad, but looking at the rest
of 'mainstream' television nowadays, I'm not really surprised. (I assume
you mean 'bore'?)

Martin.

In message , keith.r.harris
writes
I was going to mention 'boar' / 'bore', but thought after my 'ploom' better
keep quiet :-)

So what to she say about the jet stream?

In essence that it's further south than usual for the time of year hence
the grotty weather. She also reminded us that it was further north in
May & part of June when we had some nice weather...

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