On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:22:55 -0000, "Graham Easterling"
wrote:

I am also pleased to announce the start of the west Cornwall mild, misty
murk & drizzle season.

The forcast will indicate the severity on a 3 category scale.

1. Only Pendeen affected.
2. Everywhere above 100m affected
3. Everywhere affected.

If there is any chance whatsoever of an air frost an early EMERGENCY WEATHER
WARNING will be issued.
Under these circumstances please remain indoors until the danger has passed,
1st ensuring that all banana tress are covered in plastic.

Graham

Surely the scale should start at around:

0.1 (v. slight murk), Longships foghorn goes into non-stop tooting
mode.

John