"Lawrence Jenkins" wrote in message
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It's chopping and changing, chopping and changing, chopping and changing
four times a day seven days a week. Promises promises promises promises.
It's like being in a nighmare relationship.

I can't bear to watch-help me somebody

and now the six o'clock news.

Oh dear. You require calming. Sit down and have this cup of tea and a piece
of chocolate cake... you'll feel better ;-)