John, loved the "Morden line " gag over on two. As I haven't seen any
acknowledgment of your very witty line (pun intended)on that forum so far, I
felt impelled to mention it here (not being a member of two).
It was far better than the fantasy island joke. I really do get the feeling
that as they seem to be so up their own rectums over there that the humour
went straight over -or should I say under- their heads.

"Northerlys" I love it.