Not forgetting their daughter from a previous marriage - Storm.

Daughter? The former (and maybe present) photographic editor of Weather was
Storm Dunlop, who's definitely a bloke. I've met him.

Meanwhile can we have a big hand, please for Mr and Mrs
Bennettlookatthebloodyraingetthewashingin and their son Gordon.......

More in this style at http://rab.angrycake.com/mc/

to which I am a contributor, under a misleading and rubicund pseudonym.

Much of the stuff here has been well up to that standard. :-)

Tudor Hughes