"James Brown" wrote in message
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The wife suggested a thread on the lines of the 'I'm sorry I haven't a
clue' prog.

One for starters:

Mr and Mrs Thanitwasyesterday and their dismal daughter, Claudia
Thanitwasyesterday


Any more?

...and the Batic girls, Anna Batic and Kat A Batic. Anna will take you up the
hill but it's straight down again with that cool girl Kat A. Watch out for
their father Ade A Batic-always hot under the collar. Have a drink at the
Iso Bar with Milli Bar. Watch out for those trouble makers Eddie and GusT.
Don't worry about Therm Al - all hot air. Have a chat with Anna Prop - she
might have her Welsh mate TAF with her.

That's enough
--
George in Epping, West Essex (107m asl)
www.eppingweather.co.uk
www.winter1947.co.uk