"Jim Webster" wrote in message
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"SpursKevin" wrote in message
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Robert says...

I hear the Ministry Of Defence, next door, are
getting annoyed about the level of noise from the Ball

The rumpus is due to a huge fracas at the bar... Apparently they have
run
out
of Lager and Bitter.

The manager was last seen flying through a window exclaiming, "I told
you...
at least there will be Mild"

Hard to decide but I would nominate that for the best line of the lot :-))

Jim Webster


Kevin

Achtung! Welcome to that famous German politician Herr Schnapp...... in
fact to use his full title : Chancellor Kohl Schnapp!

Robert