My wife said she heard on the weather report that we are supposed to
get a snowstorm today, and said we will get from 8 to 15 inches. She
said that since we will be snowed in, we may as well go to bed. We
crawled in bed, and she started to fondle me. Suddenly she pops up
and says "I hope I get more than 15 inches".

So don't fold it in half this time.