Bartlo, News, Central wrote:
From time to time, we at Bartlo News Central wish to keep enquiring minds
at ne.weather.moderated updated on the Joseph Bartlo behavior index. The
following message rates a 3 out of 10 (1=best behavior, 10=BartloRage),
mostly due to vindictiveness.
As background, Heidi is a concerned poster who is doing her best to raise
the signal of the signal-to-noise ratio of ne.weather. Unfortunately, her
signal induces Joseph's "noise".
Heidi the Horrible wrote:
Last place by a mile and I still get an "Honorable Mention". Thanks, TQ.
Reminds me of a swim meet for 7 year olds. Everybody wins something.
But if you don't play, you don't win. I wish we could get more people.
and then our hero, Joseph Bartlo, pithily replied:
That's okay - people forget YOUR lousy forecasts and pretend they don't exist.
We hope you've found this installment of the Bartlo Behavior Index informative.
If you didn't, tough, because more is coming.
This was not from me, but lies from a pest.
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