Beable van Polasm writes:

If I ever meet a real live meteorologist, first of all I'm going to
ask her how many meteors she's actually seen, then I'm going to use
wacky units to measure everything. "Yes I was driving my truck along
at 167024.24 furlongs/fortnight, when suddenly a kangaroo jumped out in
front! This kangaroo was at least 216 barleycorns high! So I did the
only safe thing and ran into it. At least I salvaged 750 hectograms of
meat for the dog out of this sad incident".


How many cubits per hogshead does your truck get?

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