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Old April 12th 04, 12:45 PM posted to sci.geo.earthquakes,uk.sci.weather
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Default Of minor historical interest


"Col" wrote in message
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"Lawrence Jenkins" wrote in message
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"Michael McNeil" wrote in message
Remind me, what is space time? I keep forgetting.


Blimey Michael. I told you in 2045!


So, did global warming happen then?

Col
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Nah. Like hell it did!
The Arctic ice reached Ice land in the late winter off 2045.

The folks of the islands Tuvalu are asking for compensation to build
specialised cable cars to help them get down to the sea!!!

Metcheque are predicting a very hot summer for 2046.

Will has moved to a high rise in Salford, finally realising he hates open
spaces!

Matt Hugo started to shave.

Big shock for all. The group discover that Colin Youngs has really been
living in Clapham for the past 47 years.

Jack finally got his pilots license.

Due to genetic treatment now available in a NHS call centre in Bangaloor,
Tudor knocks 80 years of his age and joins a 'boy weather group' (matt had
to leave due to facial hair)

Neil Green decided in 2039, that it was time to move out from Mum and Dads
and see the big wide world- he leaves Whitstable and moves to Herne Bay.

Another shock for the group in 2042 when its discovered that Darren
Prescott's dog has been doing the "today's models interpretations" since
they started back in 2000 (very old dog).

Gary Sarre wins the Nobel prize for the advancement of the Science of
Meteorology. Brian Gaze who adopted Gary 45 years ago said "I'm was so
confident about that boy, I was so confident about that boy etc etc etc....

Michael McNeil fufills a life long ambition and become one of the first
constuction engineers to help colonize the Moon. Whilst inadvertantly using
high explosing to lay foundations, he causes 6 weeks of heavy rain in
Woking!

Philip Eden finally gets the high-profile post he was yearning for and is
now the resident forecaster for the Daily Sport.

When I gather more up to date info I'll let you know.



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