You shouldn't need somebody to do your counting for you, as an adult.

Why are you an information-welfare-queen crying big steaks of mascara
down your cheeks Tammy Fae, that people want you to count for yourself,
instead of expecting true information to come from Bu****e-controlled
websites.

You suckle on a Bu****e govt website teat for your second-hand
information when you could have gotten truer information by counting
them yourself.

Deap Throat that Oil Pipeline, Monica, cover that Blue Rag with gobs of
Petroleum Jelly from liars who brought you WMDs and Swift Boats.