David R. Barlow wrote:
He forgot to put the bit in about blowing up innocent people so the martyrs
can get their 70 virgins.

What with all the suicide bombers in Iraq, heaven has had an unexpected
run on virgins, and until they clear the backlog I'm afraid they're
having to ration every martyr to 35 - and those 35 will be a mixed bag
of 50 - 80 year olds on a 'first-come-first-served' basis.

Jim Ford