The will be numerous spells of orgiastic lathering every time the GFS thows
up a 100 days time cold spell.

Will, will successfully have his chopper enlarged using his ex-ukmo Bupa
scheme (long waiting list on NHS)

Gianna will post about her snowflake

Ron will do Panto this year playing himself in 'Lord of the Flies'

This one will raise a few eyebrows: Darren Prescott will produce a
'Todays model interpretation' every day. Dareen is so consitent with this he
is currently playing an Atomic Clock at the Minster rep.

The Labour party via Patricia Hewitt will tell mammoth lies how they once
again ran the NHS though the ice age period.

Finally Lawrence will continue to post with heavy drivel in many places.