In article ,
Will Hand writes:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006540866,00.html

Pinched from the TWO board :-)

To be fair, by Sun standards that article seems a model of restraint.
--
John Hall
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable
of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it."
Sir Thomas Beecham (1879-1961) to a lady cellist