The Guardian for those who work for the government and The
Daily Mail for those who work for a living.

a.. The Times: Read by the people who run the country.
a.. Daily Mirror: Read by the people who think they run the
country.
a.. Guardian: Read by the people who think they ought to run the
country.
a.. Morning Star: Read by the people who think the country ought
to be run by another country.
a.. Daily Mail: Read by the wives of the people who own the
country.
a.. Financial Times: Read by people who own the country.
a.. Daily Express: Read by the people who think that the country
ought to be run as it used to be.
a.. Daily Telegraph: Read by the people who think it still is.
a.. The Sun: Their readers don't care who runs the country as
long as she has big tits

Anne