On Apr 21, 2:12 pm, Bush Lost Iraq War Bush.Lost.Iraq.War...@Exxon-
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Rove: "I Wish The Iraq War Never Existed - It Was Gonzales Idea"
Written by Shirley Knott

WASHINGTON, D.C. - During an Ohio visit yesterday, White House senior
political adviser Karl Rove claimed he "never wanted the war in Iraq."

"I wish the Iraq war was over," Rove said. "I wish the war never
existed. It was all Alberto Gonzales idea."

As reported by CNN, Rove asserted that "history shows Gonzales was
exceptionally eager in 2002 for the upcoming Iraq war, anxious to reap
what he viewed would be political gains for Latino Neocons resulting
from the military conflict."

"Secret emails have also revealed that Gonzales was an active advocate
for the war in Iraq," said Rove.

ThinkProgress reports "In January 2002, Alberto Gonzales told Bush
conservatives, 'Americans trust me to do a better job of keeping our
communities and our families safe from rampant judicial Islamofacism,
and I will go to my political grave on the issue of strengthening
America's U.S. attorneys' Republican might.'"

In June 2002, DemocracyNow reported that Gonzales was then giving
PowerPoint presentations to Bush Republicans advising them to "focus
on the war" during their fall campaigns.

In August 2002, while Rove was chairing the White House "Let's Get The
Heck Out Of This Iraq Mess" Group, whose mission was to "develop a
strategy for publicizing Bush's assertion that Saddam Hussein posed no
threat to the United States," he cited the entire war as "a Gonzales
fabrication."

In September 2002, Time Magazine reported that when friends asked Bush
whether or not he planned to invade Iraq, Gonzales was known to
frequently interrupt and interject, "Let me put it this way: If you
want to see Baghdad, you'd better visit soon."

In a heated question-and-answer period after his latest White House
speech, Bush was asked whose idea it was to start a pre-emptive war in
Iraq.

"I'm pretty sure it was Gonzales," Bush replied, "but I was in the
throes of such a magnificent farting episode at the time, during which
I was able to frap the entire alphabet, that I don't recall exactly
what Gonzales might have claimed."

When asked for his recollection, Alberto Gonzales stated, "I do not
recall that meeting.


The buck stops with George Bush, period - his advisors mean nothing.
The failure in Iraq is the result of confused thinking and not that we
need additional time. Success is measured by the objectives set. If
the objective was to take out Saddam's military infrastructure and
check for WMD, then we could have been in and out in 3 months max with
virtually no casualties. The problem was that GB truly believed, and
still believes, that we can impose democracy. Democracy must be
earned - not given. Where his father didn't go far enough, George W
went too far. When he took out Saddam it created a vacuum that we can
never fill. George W never understood that his job, as President, is
to protect the U.S. and not to install democracies everywhere. He
still doesn't understand this and we can look forward to another year
and a half of more of the same. The real tragedy is that I don't see
any potential candidate in either party that understands this. The
Democrats are isolationists and the Republicans are nation builders.