"lawrence jenkins" wrote in message
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"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:
"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:
Petershead fishing trade documentary on BBC1 at the moment, nice
scene
of settled snow. Hard life in a declining industry it would seem. .
Apparently the harbour has become very as the trade has run down

Haven't seen you yet
There was however a very attractive mermaid who came in at

38
24 and
£1.20 per kilo
infortunetley due to quotas she had to go back'


Only joking
Hi Homey, I'm Hon!

I was a wee bit asleep there.
Yes, I watched the programme, and the previous two series.

There was a very nice shot of a spot some 200 metres from where I
type.
I felt this nice, warm feeling, then realised I had tipped my tea into
my lap.

Hmmm could have been worse, like a trip to urology worse-I should know.


Oh dear. No need for me to take the pee out of you then, if you have
already got men in, so to say.


Whilst on Fish: [...] They closed last week.


Ah well. Good thing I am a vegetable then.

--
Gianna



At the risk of being boastfully crude: I'm not saying that nature has
blessed me in certain parts of my anatomy but half way through the
cytcoscopy procedure the Dr and the Nurse stopped at a Little Chef for
refreshments.
I have to say it was rather uncormfortable but I should have expected that
when I saw Cecil B Demille was directing the action.

In all seriousness though and this is absolutely true, that jsut before
the
probe was inserted the nurse had to inject an anti-biotic into my
thigh.and
I swear that this it the truth she actually said

"Just a little prick Mr Jenkins"

Well that was like a red rag to a ball. Of course responded in the only
way
possible

"Well there's no need to be personal, is there"



Oh lawrence you shouldn't have said that... Everyone will be agreeing with
him before too much longer!
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Rob
Pasture Farm Cottages, Langtoft,
148m asl