lawrence jenkins wrote:

At the risk of being boastfully crude: I'm not saying that nature has
blessed me in certain parts of my anatomy but half way through the
cytcoscopy procedure the Dr and the Nurse stopped at a Little Chef for
refreshments.

It did not cross my mind that you were boasting; quite the reverse.
It must be very tiring when called upon to insert a large instrument into such a
tiny umm instrument, so I am not surprised a break was needed. What did they
have? Snorkers and veg.?


I have to say it was rather uncormfortable but I should have expected that
when I saw Cecil B Demille was directing the action.

Well yes, all goes against the flow of traffic.


In all seriousness though and this is absolutely true, that jsut before the
probe was inserted the nurse had to inject an anti-biotic into my thigh.and
I swear that this it the truth she actually said

"Just a little prick Mr Jenkins"


How observant of her. You must have been in a private hospital.


Well that was like a red rag to a ball. Of course responded in the only way
possible


Do balls not like red rags? Not if it is they that bleed, I suppose. I take it
the staff who had been off for refreshments had lost their concentration and
inserted the probe in the wrong place.

"Well there's no need to be personal, is there"

Given the procedure, it is hard to see how they could have been anything else.

On a more serious note, I trust that your wazzer is now restored to its former
glory.


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Gianna

http://www.buchan-meteo.org.uk
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