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Dave Cornwell writes:
I said to my wife "it would have snowed here last night if we were higher"
(true) . She said " sorry, about that, Dave"
I wanted altitude, but all I got was platitude. ;-(

When it rains here, I sometimes think: "It's snowing less than 2 miles
away." The 2 miles being straight up, of course.
--
John Hall
"Honest criticism is hard to take,
particularly from a relative, a friend,
an acquaintance, or a stranger." Franklin P Jones