RCO wrote:

Squelching through the mud, Mike LONGWORTH at ,
blathered on thus, and it became the following missive...

I got my info from:
http://www.volcano.si.edu/reports/usgs/

I think you find that that site only reports volcanoes that have
exhibited actrivity over and above their normal state.

So you can crawl bsack into your hole now.

--
Mike LONGWORTH, Yateley, Hampshire, UK