Hope this doesn't offend anyone but it did raise a smile here, given the
current situation . . .



In deference to the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Royal
Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that
the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as
'English weather.'


In order to avoid offending a sizable portion of the population,
it will now be referred as 'Muslim weather.'


In other words - 'partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite.'