Peter wrote:
Heavy continuous snow with road outside impassable.
Children loudly laughing wearing colourful knitted scarves and bobble-hats
as they throw snowballs, build snowmen and make long icy slides down the
street.
...
PeterJ

Here's the forecast for Dave of West London
http://cs.stanford.edu/people/wmorga...peter-snow.jpg
And the transport forecast:

" Disruption on the Bakerloo, Central, Circle, District,
Hammersmith & City, Jubilee, Metropolitan, Northern, Piccadilly,
Victoria and Waterloo & City lines "



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