"Doctor ever since this recent cold spell I've developed an
unexplainable urge to shout out things in public using a cockney
accent"

"Well what sort of things are you shouting Mr Davis?"
"
Stuff like, "IT'S TATERS and then there's "ITS BLEEDIN' PARKY" and
every now and again I cry out totally inexplicably "BLIMEY ITS ENOUGH
TO FREEZE THE MICHAEL'S OF A BRASS MONKEY".

Is it serious Docter?

No don't worry Mr Davis its just the common cold.