On Jan 16, 9:03*pm, wrote:
"Doctor ever since this *recent cold spell I've developed an
unexplainable urge to shout out things in public using a cockney
accent"

"Well what sort of things are you shouting Mr Davis?"
"
Stuff like, "IT'S TATERS and then there's "ITS BLEEDIN' *PARKY" and
every now and again I cry out totally inexplicably "BLIMEY ITS ENOUGH
TO FREEZE THE MICHAEL'S OF A BRASS MONKEY".

Is it serious Docter?

No don't worry Mr Davis *its just the common cold.

Not common enough to say "balls" though. Where do you get
these jokes, Lawrence? I've seen better in Reader's Digest.

Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey.