On Jan 17, 12:37*pm, wrote:
On Jan 17, 1:07*am, Tudor Hughes wrote:





On Jan 16, 9:03*pm, wrote:

"Doctor ever since this *recent cold spell I've developed an
unexplainable urge to shout out things in public using a cockney
accent"

"Well what sort of things are you shouting Mr Davis?"
"
Stuff like, "IT'S TATERS and then there's "ITS BLEEDIN' *PARKY" and
every now and again I cry out totally inexplicably "BLIMEY ITS ENOUGH
TO FREEZE THE MICHAEL'S OF A BRASS MONKEY".

Is it serious Docter?

No don't worry Mr Davis *its just the common cold.

* * * * Not common enough to say "balls" though. *Where do you get
these jokes, Lawrence? *I've seen better in Reader's Digest.

Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey.

No it was rather sad Tudor, it came to me as I went for my evening
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Cerainly not! You are only looking for an excuse to use your ride on
mower, now that your conscience has driven you to get rid of your leaf
blower :-)
There is no need to worry for anyone to worry about the common cold.
The problem can be solved quite easily on EBay by seaching for
spherical brass.

Cheers, Alastair.