Researchers at SEPP (Science & Environmental Production Project) have
discovered that Venus is responsible for 97% of Earth's increasing
concentrations of atmospheric carbon dioxide since 1915. This means
Man is only responsible for 3% of the relatively small increase, which
renders our impact negligible.
The atmosphere of Venus is over 96% CO2, causing a profound greenhouse
effect on that planet. SEPP researchers discovered a bleed-off
mechanism without which the planet would literally boil. It was while
researching the "sink" for this mechanism, combined with a wolf-
hunting trip to the Northwest Territories, that a SEPP member had a
campfire epiphany. Keep reading, and get out the keys to that tarped
Suburban.
Although Venus can range up to 162 million miles from Earth, SEPP
researchers have learned that Venus' excess CO2 travels through a
persistent vapo-wormhole and enters our atmosphere in the same
location as the solar wind, which causes Aurora Borealis. The volume
of this transfer increases as Venus reaches its minimum distance from
Earth; about 24 million miles. This happens to coincide with
summertime in Scottsdale AZ. Conversely, with Venus at its maximum
distance we experience record cold days in the Land of Free
Enterprise.
So, when you see those northern lights, think how wrong Al Gore has
been all along. Let's throw in more Al Gores for emphasis: Al Gore. Al
Gore. Al Gore. Inventor of AGW and rainer on the parade of endless
consumption growth.
Big bore engine enthusiasts (real Americans with HS diplomas) can now
drive their rigs guilt-free. They knew Rush was right and it was never
their fault. They just knew; in the same way Biblical authors knew
they were channeling God. Now, these fine citizens can quit creating
denials for other Earth-bound evidence and focus on the GoodLife
again.
The acronym AGW can be officially replaced with VGW: Venus-based
Global Warming. Thank you SEPP, for letting us wipe another line from
the chalkboard of American guilt.
E.A.
http://enough_already.tripod.com/
Ignore any evidence that cramps your style.