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On 24 Jan, 20:09, "Will Hand" wrote:

Birds were singing at around noon today in Haytor Nick. Very
melodious. But then again it felt warm and spring-like with
sunshine, no wind and a temperature around 7C! The visibility and
light quality was superb too and if it were not for the bare trees,
the temperature and the clothes I was wearing it could easily have
been August.
A bird in The Hand is worth two in bush ;-)


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