19 mentions of flood on Essex roads bulletin:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/essex/travel/es..._feature.shtml


Dave Cornwell wrote:
"jbm" wrote in message
...
Local radio is reporting on severe flooding in Essex, with several main
roads closed and under several inches of water. Can't elaborate; I'm only
the messenger.

jim
Still snowing in Northampton
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Can't say I'm surprised - we've had 25mm so far and it's still pouring down.
Garden flooding for first time in many years.
Dave. S.Essex
www.laindonweather.co.uk



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