In article
,
Weatherlawyer writes:

A mini funnel cloud over Bude
For a moment seemed to intrude
But that particular cell did not do so well
By the look of the piccies I viewed.

http://www.thisiswesternmorningnews....ornado-hovers-
Cornwall/article-1059065-detail/article.html

My doctor prescribed me quinine
When I tried to explain what I mean
It's not rising damp that gives me the cramp
It's the feeling of what might have been.


Pretty good. I feel you have a better future as a poet than as a weather
forecaster.
--
John Hall "Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always
pays off now." Anon