On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:22:04 +0000, MadCow wrote:

In message , Edward Erbeck
writes
"Paddy's Pig" wrote:

We need some water

Given the Green Lawn and Healthy looking Trees I'm not sure where the
"We need some water" comes from?????

We need water too. We've had a few wet days, the grass is now green
again and goes "splish" as you step on it but the ground's hard
underneath. And there's almost nothing coming down the rivers.
If England was a country it'd be the world's fourth most densely
populated, and most of the density is here in the south: we'll have real
problems next summer if we don't get a wet winter.

And we also need skiable snow in the Alps!

When did they move the Alps to the UK...? =}

Or is it true that the Lord alps them what alps themselves?