"JPG" wrote Not forgetting his cousins, Rît Hael and Hols Hael

In a similar vein, at school I knew an Isabella Bell. And we did have
Peter Sweet and Peter Green who each dreaded roll-call at assembly
(surname, followed by intial).

The worst example of naive parents had to be a Mr Wayne King, who worked
for British Rail. I met him for a brief spell when I was working in
London in the 1990s. A very jolly soul he was too, being particularly
practiced at pre-empting others when he was introduced.

- Tom.