In article , The Good Poster
writes

Could you send us some normal weather? Our green and pleasant land is
going brown and crunchy!
--
Sue ]

Sorry, Sue. We are keeping our normal weather as long as we can. Perhaps
my friends in southeast Missouri and on downstream would share some of their
flood water with you.


It's rain we need, how'd we get floodwater uphill to here?
Maybe we could send them some cracks in the ground they could use for
storage...
--
Sue ];(