"Lawrence13" wrote in message
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Hmmm where do I start? A very busy day at the council today, I mean by
12:25 just before a typical council lunch break (two hours he he he,
oh how I love socialism) I'd already corrected 32 spelling mistakes on
various news groups and that was UK.Contrary.******* alone , Hells
bells why are there so many people not as clever as me out there-never
mind that's life even though I find it intolerable.

It was only the fact that I'd been able to make twenty long Range
Forecasts today that took the nasty edge right off my frustration.

Another jolly plus about today was getting a chance to speak to Mr
Bodgitt from the planning and building control dept about turning
down that Will Hands application for a Howard Hughes design wood shed.
It's far too big and besides Will is a better forecaster, is better
looking, has a better beard than me and is far too popular . I think I
may have swung it with Mr Bodgitt when I pointed out that Will's beard
was even thicker than his wife's!!!!!!! That really got his dander
up.

Okay must go now after finishing at 4 CMT (that's Council Mean time
which is two hours in front of GMT; its time to relax and let the wife
pamper me. Alphabet Soup first course I hope her spellings correct I
don't want to send her to bed early with no supper again.
Okay must go as I have another two hundred weather forecasts to make
before cocoa and lights out.

TTFN
Dullish

ROFL Lawrence at his best.

Will
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