On Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:33:59 -0500, Jim "Closet Gay, Individual
Serving Size Corningware Expert, World Class Bull**** Artist, Lousy
Father, Cuckold, Paranoid and All-Round Asshole" Howarth, of Hazlet,
NJ sat in the corner of his dirty, dark
bedroom in his smelly little home, whimpering and licking his wounds,
wishing hard that he'd stayed in school and paid more attention, but
he tugged on his diseased little pee-pee anyway, and this dribbled
out:

Get real looser,

Get real looser *what*, Jim?

Looser bowels? A looser fitting pair of panties?

God, you're so ****ing dumb and stupid that it's almost like you're
doing it on purpose. It must really suck to be you.