People are saying there’s a meteor shower overhead. They are wrong it’s
an alien invasion. I just caught an alien having a **** in my back
garden. He wasn’t happy when I threw a bucket of water over him, the
dirty bugger. All he had to do was ring the door bell, and he could
have used the toilet. LOL

You might be right. BBC are now reporting it as "thought to be a meteor
shower" … what else? The war of the worlds has begun.

Trevor