"Succorso" wrote in message
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How about we fire the lot of them, close the met
office, and from now on
use a tape loop of the following:-

"Sunny spells and scattered showers, some of
which may be heavy, but
other areas staying dry. It may be breezy at
times. It will be cool/warm
(delete as appropriate - use "cool" in winter,
"warm" in summer)."

It will be right for about 75% of the
population, probably better than
75% of the time - at least as good as we
currently get.

Gazillions of ££'s saved - some of which they
can give to me

--
Chris
Swaffham, Norfolk

Make that "some of which may be heavy and
prolonged" and you've got it covered.