"Brac" wrote in message
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Jim, Can you pass this message on to the supreme overlord...

The good people of Suffolk, recognising the peerless (and peerlessly
reviewed) expertise of the ultimate weather guru, St. Piers of Modest Hamlet
would like to offer him a free trip to the Sun to see the physics behind his
awesome forecasts in person.

The once in a lifetime trip courtesy of the Southwold Society departs on
April 1st. The good ship Southwold Society Wayfarer (SSW) departs from Gun
Hill, where it will be launched into space by the JIM (Joint Internationally
Managed) Cannon. Rapidly accelerated by an ingenious mixture of hot air and
blather, SSW will sweep majestically towards its final destination.

Due to the excellence of the Weatheraction solar forecasts, there will be no
need for radiation shields on the trip as all hazards will be safely avoided
by careful planning.

Some naysayers have argued that the Sun will be too hot to land on, but what
do these fools know? Weatheraction have proved that the sun is the direct
source of all blizzard activity, so we can be pretty sure that the surface
will be rather cold. However, just to make doubly sure, we propose to land
St. Piers at night.



Nice one.
:-)

Joe