On Thursday, October 31, 2013 7:51:08 PM UTC, Lawrence Jenkins wrote:
Hey Jude You weren't that bad Take a small storm and make it better Remember, tangerine is not just for the wind No, there is a risk, you all could get wetter. Puerile Yes Bored yes. Freedom for Sydenham

This is all well and good but it has nothing on Piers 1997 remake of Neils 'Hole in my Shoe'

I climbed on the back of a giant shopping trolley
And flew off through a fire exit in the Heygate
To a land where Dawlish was waffling
Incredibly loudly
And everyone was really indignant
And having a really lousy time

Except me