Ah W.C.Fields...he said to his current girl friend
'what will you have to drink my dear',she replied 'champagne I guess'
he said 'well guess again'

RonB
"Lawrence Jenkins" wrote in message
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Nah.. It's got to be W.C. Fields

"My ex wife drove me to drink........and I never thanked her for it"









"John Hall" wrote in message
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In article ,
Gavin Staples writes:

John Hall
"Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history
that man can never learn anything from history."
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)



One of the best quotes I have seen in years:-) I like that one. I also
like
a lot of George Bernard Shaw's quotes. Where did you get that one from
John:-)

Thanks, Gavin. Most of the quotes I use I found on a quotations website.
Unfortunately I can no longer remember which site. I have about 30
different quotes, and each time the machine boots up it cycles on to the
next one. It's about time I made some updates; I haven't added any new
quotations for a long time, so they are getting a bit stale.
--
John Hall
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come
sit next to me."
Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)