I don't know how old are but I'm 61 and I can assure you that in my prime I would have found that 'hail shower' absolute fun and equal to both sides; so stop talking in such melodratripic ways.



By the way, I made that word up

Mr Jenkins, I am 57, but what difference does age make to the intensity of a hailstorm? In what way am I being melodramatic, which is what I assume you meant?
Your remark was crass in the extreme.
I have had my face cut by hail when caught in the open, I was about 26 at the time and in my prime and I can assure you it was far from fun.