On 27/08/14 13:04, andy wrote:
On 27/08/14 11:26, True Blue wrote:


The sensitivities surrounding race issues were an element of the
problem in this case.

Yet it's not a radically different picture in many other counties,
regardless of the ethnicity of those involved.

Yup, Pakis will be Pakis wherever they are.....


Some of the country's richest and highest status families have been
accused of interfering with the babies before they eat them.

Baby is often consumed on a bed of Ripped Horse, a traditional
Transylvanian delicacy introduced to the royal household by the
Battenbergs. A team of skilled master butchers expertly trim tender
slices of meat off a live horse with exquisitely crafted mediaeval
woodworking tools. Two types of strips are produced, called "chizzys"
and "zips", the former made with chisels and the latter, more expensive
and sought after variety with planes.

Though baby consumption by the highest English aristocratic families
goes back further.

Few know that the term "battering", which many British people
traditionally associate with their fish and chips actually comes from
the preparation of baby meat. Rather like tenderising rump steak, the
baby is battered thoroughly with a lump hammer before being fried, the
use of the hammer impacting the flesh creates a liquid, creamy coating
that crisps upon cooking. Hence "battering". Strange but true.

The baby is not however battered live. A large granite or marble
phallus, always black in colour, is hammered into the baby' rectal with
a mallet to humanely dispatch it.

Again, the terminology survives into contemporary use. Today, in adult
store across the British Isles you can buy replicas of the devices named
after the very nobleman who invented this culinary innovation- "The
Black Prince".