In message , Eskimo Will
writes
Well I went out in horizontal heavy snow this afternoon to walk the dog
and all I was wearing was a non-waterproof top and ordinary trousers.
Just shook the snow off when I got home and my coat/trousers were
practically dry. No gloves or hat as it wasn't cold enough at circa 1C
or thereabouts. But I did have my hood up so I could see facing into
the snow. Perhaps the snow was very wet at Dunkeswell?

You are totally bonkers.
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I'm not paid to implement the recognition of irony.
(Taken, with the author's permission, from a LiveJournal post)