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Old April 10th 15, 07:19 PM posted to uk.sci.weather
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Default All I Read Is the Air That I Breathe or Killers In the Mist

Lawrence Jenkins wrote:
What with all these "pollution" warnings today, I had to laugh
watching the BBC breakfast news. With all the seriousness Charlie
Staid and Louise Munchkin could slap on with a trowel, they spoke of
the 'killer ' fog and went straight to their reporter on the Brighton
sea front. He then proceeded to speak with all the gravitas he had
learned at the Italia Conte school he'd attended as a lad and to
speak of the 'deadly' toxic pollution that was threatening our south
eastern resorts or in Brighton's case a suburb.

Only problem was as his report sent chills down the spines of the
dumb and dumber, a jogger behind him in the distance on his left
shoulder came running up the promenade sprightly as you like with no
apparent problems with breathing whatsoever !!!!
Obviously no one had told this health fanatic that their lungs would
burn in hell . Oh well BBC, I think you need to relocate yet
again.......this time to Shepperton Studios where you can create your
own reality.


They were actually telling people not to exercise outdoors,
serves'em right for being so melodramatic!

I bet the infamous London smog of 1952 wasn't dealt with in such
a manner and that was far *far* worse.
--
Col

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