"fred" wrote
humour snipped

We must not encourage this sort of thing, but I must admit that it had me in
stitches.

We do of course have several people on this newsgroup (many female) for whom
English is not the first language.
I trust that Fred's posting was comprehensible?

(I don't count you Yannis - you will certainly get the jokes!)

And how about a challenge for polyglot Colin Youngs?
How many languages can you translate them into and still retain the humour
in the new language?

Jack