"Jack Harrison" wrote ...
I wouldn't normally stoop to this level but I have to report that I just
sat outside reading the newspaper in warm sunshine.

To the pedant who corrected me, quite right too Sir.
I hate the butchering of the English language so yes, hands in the air:
"I done it wrong, like, know what I mean?"

[I was in fact using "just" in the sense of "recently". So I should have
said "I recently sat outside..."]

Incidentally I just sat down on my bottom to write this note.

Jack