I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the airport when this chink
comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like
kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me?"

I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."