"Dawlish" wrote in message
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Errrrr, no. Scroll back and see what was actually said. This is silliness.
You've got the wrong end of the stick by misreading. *))

It does rather look like the Dawlish forecasts should be labelled Humpty
Dumpty forecasts. As Lewis Carroll wrote:

'When I use a word like forecast' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful
tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’